Weight hell II

You can never be too thin.

Every time you eat or drink anything that has calories in it, there is danger that you will gain weight.

So, the thinner you are, the longer you can eat before you have to start taking desperate measures to stop your weight gain.

If you don’t eat calories, you get headaches, you feel weak, you lose muscle mass, you’re sensitive to the cold, you’re vulnerable to infection, and you may faint, and that interferes with your work, so, you have to eat calories.  Dread!

However …

If you’re a model, or a celeb, or a hooker, or a non-butch homo, you don’t have to do any real work.  You don’t even have to get dressed; if you’re skinny enough, your employer or “lover” will do that for you!  All you have to do is

Stop eating!

You gotta go on a ‘desperation diet’ because … it’s all about sex for money.

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