You can never be thin enough.
Unless you have
Perpetual Gastric Distress!
Then you can eat to your heart’s content
Because you never feel like eating!
The life of an anorexic revolves around the bathroom. For ‘anorexic’, substitute pop star, model, bulimic, ana-mia, enema-ia, pregnant teenage girl, drug addict, sex addict, masturbation addict, gayorexic, LGBTs in general.
LGBTs?
Let’s face it. You gotta be obsessed, to be an LGBT. Especially a T, because T is a tremendous amount of torture and mutilation. The Trans-sexual passage is way beyond masochistic!
One has to wonder, who could be so cruel as to brainwash someone to become a T? The T’s will blame God, but that’s part of their brainwashing.
Librarians, I have observed, are often skinny. Not what one would expect, given that library work seems not physically demanding. Or is it? Librarians must sort and shelve many books every day, and rarely sit down. Food and beverages other than water are strictly prohibited in the library.
