Quoth the Reverend:
Gluttony is a sin. Repent you sinner!
The liberal whiner replied:
Shut up. I have Binge Eating Disorder.
That means: I’m a Sacred Cow.
My victimization is my salvation,
In Asperger’s name, Amen.
The New Republican Governor of New Jersey interrupted:
Loser! I’m a glutton, and I’m proud of it!
I eat everybody else out of house and home
because I know I’m worth it!
But Barack Obama, never to be outdone,
filled the room with fourteen packs of smoke,
then proudly proclaimed,
“damn right I’m a chain-smoker,
and your damn right that my habit
costs more than Chris Cristie’s,
and I can’t quit because
I kn0w I’m worth it!
I’m worth more than Chris Cristie,
but Chris, don’t feel blue,
just keep the bailout money coming,
and I’ll keep you exempt from fat taxes.”
